Stuff Mikey Says, Vol. 9
Mom, check it out. I have a wallet in my back pocket and I’m holding a gadget. I’m a real American citizen!
Um, mom? Can I please wear something a little cooler? And I’m not talking about the weather, either. [He's not talking about the Darth Vader hat! --Jules]
Mom, I waved my hand like this and the light turned yellow. I can’t decide if it was a coincidence or if I’m magic.
On coincidence, ii
A coincidence, Nico, is when something totally awkward happens that kind of surprises you and you’re, like, whaa?! It’s also when two unrelated events happen simultaneously.