That Sound You Heard was my Ego Imploding

The Pioneer Woman Cooks: Recipes from an Accidental Country Girl

{From the About Page on Ree Drummond’s latest venture, Tasty Kitchen}

She writes.  She home schools.  She takes pictures.  And, of course, she cooks.  But who knew she was a gorgeous head turner in a pair of size 8s?  How a woman who routinely makes love to sticks of butter manages to look so damn good will forever remain a mystery to me.

Good for her. She seems too nice and down to earth for me to begrudge her a pair of skinny genes jeans.  But, still.  Damn!

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13 Responses to “That Sound You Heard was my Ego Imploding”
  1. Brook says:

    Of course she does!!!

  2. fat mum slim says:

    She’s gorgeous. The only time I’ve seen her before was via Bakerella’s blog.

    I’ll have to see what she’s all about now. :)

  3. Marcy Tate says:

    I always wonder about women like her, how to they pull it all off? She’s amazing.

  4. Jules says:

    She is amazing. I can barely manage two kids and a couple of blogs. She has a fledgling empire and home schools her four kids. Clearly she doesn’t eat her stress away…so, what’s her secret? Kicking cats? Shopping? Yoga? I want to know!

  5. esther says:

    Jules, you crack me up !!!!! yeah it is amazing. I can hardly keep up with my daily routines. LOL

  6. Nichole says:

    You need to read her post about wardrobe bankruptcy and how cap sleeves are not her friends anymore:) It’s nice to see that she is human, too.

  7. Miss B says:

    I have a theory on this, I have thought the same thing, how does she cook like that and still look like that? I think she’s too tired to eat. That’s my theory, wouldn’t you be with her schedule?

  8. Jules says:

    Nichole–if my arms looked half as good as hers, I would marry cap sleeves. It’s all in the perspective, I suppose. :)

    Tristan–I think she eats like a horse, or at least like a regular human. She lives on a ranch and probably has an active life style to some degree but, more importantly, she is probably just naturally thin. She says she has been thin her entire life, so I think that is just her body type. Plus, she is 5’9! 5’9! I would look like a period at the end of a sentence standing next to her.

  9. Erin says:

    And her food is amazing…not good for your ego, but true. I’ve never made a Ree recipe that wasn’t too. die. for.

  10. Jen says:

    I KNOW! I was always secretly hoping (and ASSUMING) she was a nice size 14. UGH. I’m not ashamed to say that the green monster lives inside of me.

  11. This post made me laugh out loud!!!

    But I love Ree so much. That woman is amazing. Her food is amazing (every recipe of her’s I’ve tried receives rave reviews). Her blog is amazing. She has a gorgeous home (more than one!), adorable kids, a REAL COWBOY for a hubby…

    She has been blessed. Everything she touches turns to gold it seems. I haven’t seen this picture of her, but yes, she I already knew she was drop dead gorgeous. I think she would argue that she doesn’t fit into size 8s, but still!

    What was the point of my comment??? ha ha ha. Anyway. Like I said, she’s like the girl who’s so freakin’ genuine and lovely that you just can’t hate her. No matter how hard you try. Not that I’m trying.

    Susan

  12. Kate says:

    Maybe she’s French. I just about snorted out my tea when I read your line about making love to butter. Isn’t that what croissants are all about?

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I used to be an attorney, but it made me grumpy. Now I write about life, sweet and savory, as a wife and mother to two small boys. My knowledge of dinosaurs knows no bounds.

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