Because my humiliation knows no end, I received another email from the marketing team at etnies. The response to the discount codes has been great, so they decided to increase the discount amount and extend the sale. From now until the end of the year, you can get 30% off etnies gear online simply by entering the code “etnies family” upon check out. This, on top of free shipping and an undisclosed stocking stuffer (while supplies last), which may or may not come from Aaron’s highly coveted stash of Gatorade and bottled water.*
*You’ll have to read the comments on the linked post to fully appreciate my rapier wit.