Breakfast in Bed

Now that The Mister is back at work, Mikey often complains that he misses their early morning breakfasts.  So do I (mainly because it meant I wasn’t making them), and one night after dinner I casually mentioned to The Mister how making breakfast, the easiest meal of the day to prepare, gently sucks from my soul the will to live.  There is something about matching cereal with fruit so early in the morning that I find as complicated as balancing chemical equations.  The Mister just looked at me and smiled, those inscrutable eyes of his giving nothing away.

The next morning, I stumbled into the kitchen and found this.

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I think he left the cereal box out to mock me.

A breakfast of cereal and fresh cut strawberries for the boys prepared by The Mister before leaving for work.  I called him immediately, of course, thanking him for helping me in such a simple but thoughtful way.

“Oh, you’re welcome, but it was for Mikey.”

“What?”

“Well, I mean, for you too, of course.  Ahem.  But Mikey told me he missed me making him breakfasts so I told him last night I was going to figure out a way where we could still have breakfast together.”

I see.  Most likely Mikey missed eating breakfast before noon, but that’s neither here nor there.

Not to be outdone, one day Mikey woke up even earlier than usual, and after laying with me for a while in bed said, “Mama, you don’t have to worry about breakfast today.  I’ve got it under control.”

I stumbled into the kitchen and found this.

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It didn’t escape my notice that Mikey’s version of breakfast also includes an old bag of candy, scissors, a crazy straw, and a plastic golf club wrapped in duct tape, which makes cereal and fruit a tame combination by comparison.

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14 Responses to “Breakfast in Bed”
  1. I want to squeeze his face, he’s so cute.

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  2. Deidra says:

    Like father, like son, huh? Two very sweet guys! Lucky you.

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  3. What a cutie!

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  4. Keri says:

    You have such a sweet family! And, Mikey’s version of breakfast is hilarious!!

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  5. I have so much to look forward to! And how awesome is your husband? So cool that he did that. I make the cereal in the morning for Mikey and J as I’m making a mad dash out the door.

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  6. krista says:

    a golf club wrapped in duct tape complements any meal. like a fine wine.

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  7. Sara Jane says:

    what sweet boys (mikey & the mister) you have!!

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  8. Brie says:

    That Mikey is so darn cute…. I would love to wake up to breakfast on counter everyday. Beats breakfast in bed any day of the week!

  9. Colleen says:

    Love it!

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  10. Miss B. says:

    I am still laughing, everyone knows that duct taped plastic golf clubs are the breakfast of champions…:)

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  11. Zak says:

    LOL! That is awesome.

    Crazy straws make any meal a great one!

    P.S. I am going to steal your kitchen.

  12. Heather says:

    How freaking cute is he?? I hope when I have kids one day that are just as precious!

  13. Plush Palate says:

    Oh what an adorable little ancedote and photos, too! Thanks for sharing :) Happy 4th!!! xo

  14. Taryn says:

    So sweet. Seriously. I think my husband would leave the box out to mock me too. (I understand about the morning meal. It is just so much work.)

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