One Bad Egg
Jules: “Mikey, I have a surprise for you!”
Mikey: “OH! I’M SO EXCITED! Let me close my eyes and then you can tell me what it is!”
Jules: “OK, are you ready?”
Mikey: “YES! YES! YES”
Jules: “OK! OPEN YOUR EYES!!”
Mikey: {gasp!!} “DINOSAUR EGGS! You found fossils at Vons, Mama! Are they going to hatch?”
Jules: “YES! But we have to put them in warm water first, ok?”
Mikey: “Let’s do it right now! I’m so excited, Mama!”
Jules: “Me, too! How about we make this one hatch?”
Mikey: “Here we go!”
Mikey: “Is it hatching?”
Jules: “Not yet. We need to be patient.”
Mikey: “MAMA! I think it’s hatching! It’s going to be a baby T-Rex!”
Jules: “Oh! You’re right! Won’t be long now. Maybe it will be a T-Rex, but there are plenty of other dinosaurs, too. Part of the fun is waiting to see which dinosaur is going to hatch.”
LMAO!!! Highlarious!
Too funny! Of course now I have to explain the cousin thing to my daughter who was reading with me! whoops! Funny anyway.
Hah! Mikey is still young enough that I can sneak in random, inappropriate comments without him knowing what I am talking about. Like the dialog in most Disney cartoons.
LOL – you are too funny my friend!
Looks like a flying squirrel to me! I don’t remember him from Jurassic Park! Funny story
Well done. That is hilarious and quite informative, ha!
Way too funny! I know what you mean about being able to sneak in some inappropriate comments…we no longer can do that. the big kids are too wise to our cracks.
*snort*
Way too funny!
LMAO. that is too funny. i had to stifle my laugh at work. i can just picture this little boy all worked up and excited and then bam.. confused face. i love it.
I’m so glad I didn’t read this at work. That just made me burst out laughing. Thanks for that little story. It’s just what I needed.
OMG, that is hilarious!
lmao!