Ugh. My ability to speak left me as quickly as my ability to write. The Mister was none the wiser. He walked into the room, his hands flicking through the day’s mail, barely paying attention to me.
“What’s up?” Water bill. Electricity bill. Junk mail. Cell phone bill. Junk mail. Junk mail.
“I can’t figure out how to end what I’m writing.”
He paused, looking up at the ceiling as if for inspiration.
“How about…And then she took her husband into the bedroom and ravaged him for hours…”
“Yeah. NO. Not quite what I’m looking for.”
“No? Are you sure? I think it sounds pretty good.”
“I’m writing about a children’s book.”
“Well, you know kids these days…”
Proof that no matter the genre, no matter the plot, no matter the characters involved, guys are always and forever looking for a happy ending.
Monica says
Ha! It never ceases to amaze me how similar men are.
Erika says
LOL…good back to work read! :-)
Leslie *Fresh Out of Lemons* says
Haha! This sound pretty familiar to me too! As much as us wives roll our eyes at such things, I love having someone who makes me laugh and thinks that I’m hot stuff. ;)
Jules says
Absolutely!
Janie Fox says
haha story of my life! loved this!
Amy says
Good times … :)
Andrea Howe says
oh, so, so true. At 38, A still hasn’t slowed down with the off-humor S E X jokes and hints. Seriously, what’s with their hormone stream, and can I tap into it?
Kathy says
Adorable! You two are so cute.
Susie Davis says
Oh yes, of course!
I’ve been married 26 years (this week!) to the sexiest man alive: http://www.susiedavis.org/2011/05/married-the-sexiest-man-alive/
Men never change.
But they’re kinda nice that way.
Julie says
Those very words could have easily come out of my husband’s mouth. ;-)
Jill Marie Codere says
sweet! thank you for the smile! sounds to me like your husband is keeping the spark alive! i like his sense of adventure!
Tiffany says
Yep. The “happy ending” is indeed the unifying drive for all men. They really are such simple creatures.
Emily says
Hilarious, i love husbands!
shari brooks says
that’s really funny. One track minds!
Miss B. says
Haha, too true:)
Becca says
Hilarious period.