Mikey: “Mama, I don’t feel well but I don’t want to take a nap. I want to sit on the sofa and relax.”
Jules: “Well, alright. You can sit in the Lay-Z-Boy. How’s that?”
Mikey: “OK. But I want to watch Mazy Cook.”
Jules: “You want to watch Mazy Cook?” I scanned through the roledex of cartoons in my head and drew a blank. “What does Mazy look like?”
Mikey: “She’s just a mommy. She has brown hair like this,” Mikey looked at me with both hands pressed on either side of his face. “and she has brown eyes.”
I immediately thought of someone who matched the description, but I thought maybe it was a mistake.
Mikey: “And Mazy makes cookies and cakes and chicken and juice and steak and cookies and smoothies and soup and cookies and she’s just a mommy!”
Jules: “Mikey, is this Mazy?” I pressed the TiVO button and looked back at him with a mixture of amusement and confusion when a huge smile broke across his tired face.
Mikey: “Yes, mama! You found her! Good job! That’s Mazy. I like her.”
My three year old has a crush on Ina Garten. Clearly he has Oedipal issues, because I’m pretty sure that’s what I’m going to look like in 30 years. And I know why he calls her Mazy. If you’ve ever watched The Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network, you know Ina loves to state how many of her ingredients “Amaaaazing” in her east coast accent.
And so that is how it came to be that on a Wednesday and Thursday afternoon in May Mikey and I watched back to back multiple episodes of The Barefoot Contessa, many of them two and three times. During commercial breaks he would run to his toy kitchen and reenact some of the finer parts of the episodes, talking to the wall in his toy room like it was a studio audience.
Why is this my favorite moment? Well, because it’s hilarious. Mikey is almost four and I think it’s amaaaazing how obsessed with cooking he has become. Since Santa brought him his toy kitchen in 2006, he has played with it every day. And Santa brought him that kitchen because Mama was tired of looking for her pots and pans after they had gone missing. His teachers at school say all he does is make elaborate dinners and desserts in the kitchen and serves them to the class and faculty.
I love that we are really getting a glimpse at his personality. He is developing likes, dislikes, innate skills and talent and all around becoming a little guy. I love that he is passionate about something. His joy for cooking may not last forever, but I love that right now it is gender neutral and isn’t some prototypical “boy” thing, like playing army. I love that he is well rounded and gentle and funny and not some violent little monster. I love that all the cakes he bakes in his toy kitchen “don’t have eggs in them, mama.” I love that he has a group of boys at school that are now his soux chefs. I love that when he is done cooking he’ll go outside and play golf or soccer or baseball. And I really, really, really love that he asked for Mazy and not Rachel Ray.
Kara says
AMEN!!!!!
I’m most grateful and thankful that he is not a fan of the Extra Very Obnoxiously Odd (my own take on E.V.O.O.) RR.
I heart Mazy also and I think you need to write the Barefoot Contessa and let her know about her youngest fan. I think this qualifies as first crush material, no?
PS – Love the part about not adding eggs to his meals that he makes using toy kitchen
soupisnotafingerfood says
If one of my boys would want to watch cooking shows, that would make it ok for me to sit with them and watch, to, right? Except I would probably prefer if they’d choose Paula Deen. Except then I’d probably weigh 200 pounds.
Found you on Okay, Fine, Dammit’s blogroll. The name caught my eye. I have food in my blog name, too. Hop on over and take a gander. I”ll be back!
Brie says
so funny…. I think my 7 year old also has a crush on Mazy. I can always get him to cuddle with me when she is on.
Maybe a way to a man’s heart really is through his stomach??
Sarah says
I have a small crush on her too! I’ve made several of her dishes, and they’re fabulous!
Misplaced Country Girl says
Fantastic story. I’ve came back and read it several times. What a great little soul you have there. He’s going to make an excellent husband someday. You’re a good mommy.
Jules says
Thank you! :blush:
jen says
You should TOTALLY write to Ina (we’re like THIS) and tell her this story. It’s about time the chubby girl gets the spotlight! Yay for your boy!
maggie, dammit says
OK, this is the cutest story ever. Seriously.
Sneaky Chic says
Thank you for sharing that sweet story. I love Ina too, she is so calming and makes some awesome recipes (and I LOVE her kitchen and pantry!)
lisa {milkshake} says
That boy has good taste! Hmmm. Some cooking classes in his near future, maybe?
msLuuvely says
oooh i love mazy too lol
and
ummm e.v.o.o.??? stop it plleeease..such a big mouth! lol
oooh but the barefoot contessa..looove her..and..i know why he loves her..her voice is soooo soothing..hell thats the main reason i love her..she is sooo natural..all the way around AND…her food is always sooooo amaaaazzzing! HAHAHA LOL CUTE!