On relationships
“I like everyone in my class, mom. Well, except for Margaret. She’s my only foe.”
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On attitude
“I like to smile and wave at kids that are scowling. Maybe it will change their mind.”
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On satiety
“My stomach is full, but in my heart there is plenty of room for dessert.”
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On fashion
“I don’t need glasses, mom, but I do like to wear them when I’m making science.”
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On parenting
“I can’t believe I’m bleeding! This would have never happened if someone was supervising me.”
OMG I’m laughing so loud at this…Your son is just the best with words…the best!
The best quotes page ever …
My favorite is the last one. Hilarious.
Awesome! In my heart, too, Mikey.
I laughed out loud. Sweet.
Hilarious! :)
He’s clever and hilarious! I love it! Thanks for sharing.
Now this is just hilarious!
I love, love this! I do believe that our boys are kindred spirits.
SO ADORABLE! “My only foe” – just too cute.
Mikey’s thoughts on parenting made me laugh out loud, for a long time.
That boy is a genius :)
Thanks so much! The words that come out of that kid’s mouth never fail to brighten my day.
This was hysterical! Looks like someone inherited his mother’s way with words. :)
clever. very very clever! love it! he sounds delicious.
This is AWESOME! The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, very witty. I like that he brought out ‘foe’, like a Jane Austen novel,lol.
nice laugh on a Monday morning…xo
My mouth literally dropped open at the last one! Thanks for sharing!
I ? him.
So darn cute :) I love him too!
words from a sweet child always bring a smile to my face :)
Hahahaha…ohhh these are classic, Jules.
This made my night (er, early morning)! So hilarious and adorable all at once.
Ha, I would be more inclined to procreate if I could guarantee that my kid would be this amusing!
Jules, I LOVE these! I shared two of them with my boyfriend (of 9 years, who’s not really a kid-person) and he was very amused. I want to put the dessert quotation up in our kitchen. He also really liked the “on parenting.” I hope you keep a little book of these gems ;o)
How does he know what a foe is? That just cracks me up! Hands down best kid quotes page I’ve ever seen,
How else?! Reading ten billion Star Wars graphic novels. O_o
Awesome! Isn’t amazing the things kiddos say?!
Thanks for sharing!
These are just too good!
Oh my gawd this had me laughing out loud at work!